Those of u who speak Chinese, & are from Malaysia or Singapore would understand & appreciate this!
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Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10.
Not only did he do it using 1 to 10, but he did it again backwards from 10 to 1. This is what he came up with......
"1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw out. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1".
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Ah Beng went for a job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind was shouting "Not this man ! ! "
Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, maybe I will give you a chance !"
"The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".
Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go Green, Green, and then I went to Pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Wrong number. Don't Purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok ?"
From another MBC - Malaysian Born Chinese :) I hope you dont think this is too Minglish it actually got me home sick reading these funny stuffs.
Lord Of The Ring -- Ah Beng version
So the new Lord of the Rings movie is coming out, and you want to impress some Ah Lian you're trying to buaya by being able to explain the whole complicated plot with all the funny sounding names and words.
You want to seem like you've actually read all 3 books, but -
damn suay even The New Paper is too 'cheem' for you. Neh'mine! Dun scared! Here is our easy to understand guide to J.R.R. Tolkein's trilogy, written specially in the conversational style of Ah Bengs, so you can memorize:
THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
Last time got this short-short person with si-beh hairy legs
called Bilbo, lor. He, hor, got this ring that last time belong to some monster. But then, hor, one day suay-suay the monster want it back, and send his kah kiah to Bilbo's house to settle, lah.
But the ring, hor, acherly can make people very powderful. But then, hor, if you wear too long will also kena sai. Si beh hiong one, so better faster go and destroy it, lor.
So Bilbo's nephew Frodo? Aiyah, dun ask me why their name all so funny, can or not? You ask me, I ask who?
Anyway, Frodo and some peng yew kena arrow to go and destroy the ring.
But donno why also, they must do it in the monster's home,
which is at the end of New Zealand there.
So they walk and walk and walk across New Zealand, lah. And then along the way, got monster chase them, got people want to hoot them, some of them dieded, all sorts of thing, lah. At the end, Frodo and Sam, his pooi-pooi friend who I think so is a bit ah quah, got separated from the rest.
THE TWO TOWERS
Frodo and Sam meet up with this thing called Gollum, who look like he take too much Slim 10 like that.
At the same time, hor, the other friends get into some
powderful hooting session, where, wah lau eh, even the trees can do gongfu one.
They all fight over what, I also donno, but quite kan cheong,
lah.
THE RETURN OF THE KING
In the end, Frodo and his peng yew all win leow, lah.
Arbuthen?
This condensed version of J.R.R. Tolkein's Lord of the Rings
trilogy was brought to you courtesy of the Coxford Singlish
Dictionary.
THE END
Hahaha, thanks to both Mr Anonymous for visiting my blog & sharing your jokes. Do come back, whenever u can. I will post more Manglish/Singlish jokes as soon as I find more :)
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