An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks..."
A German doctor says: "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks..."
A Russian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks..."
The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for 8 years, and now half the WORLD is looking for work!"
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